Are you tired of praying?

April 5, 2009

Are you tired of voicing the “standard” prayers for healing, financial stability and your kids? Not enough time in the day for these things anymore?

Your prayers have been answered! is here to save the day with automated prayers. No matter if you’re Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, Unaffiliated or Other Religious, you can have your prayer voiced for you by a computer–with whatever frequency you can afford. Be amazed, check out the site, and enjoy these excerpts from their FAQ page:

Are the prayers meaningless, will subscribing really make a difference?

As with all prayer, the final results are up to God as everything follows His will. We make no claims regarding the efficacy of the service, however it is our opinion that the omniscient God hears the prayers when they are voiced, as He hears everything on this Earth. The omniscient God knows exactly who has subscribed and who each prayer is from when their name is displayed on screen and their prayer voiced. He is also aware of all donations to charity from each subscriber and we can surely make a difference in these charities supported.

Can I get a direct Peer to Peer connection with God?

God is not your peer, His connection with you is ever-present. What we offer is a way you can tell God that you think of Him every day with our Information Age Prayer Services.

Mmm, what amazing insight (and theology!). I can only imagine that anyone using this site must be a functional Deist.

Although I am tempted by the Protestant Prayer Bundle (now available for a special limited time offer of just $19.95!)…


One Response to “Are you tired of praying?”

  1. Mom Says:

    the real question is, how is this working for Tom??

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